Top Three Halloween Costumes 2009

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Here are my top three costume ideas for Halloween 2009:

3 - dress up like a "thriller" zombie in tribute to the late great King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

2 - Dress up like a fortune teller, Madam So-and-So -son. Some cool spin of a Swedish name, go all out and have a crystal ball, and tarot cards. Tell everyone you are a member of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee

1 - Balloon Boy. So many possibilities, and likely to generate lots of media attention.

More troops to Afghanistan?

I've figured it all out.

This is what we need to do to solve all these problems.

Train a portion of the American Residents to make Big Mac's and be Walmart greeters. Then send them to Afghan/Pakistan/Iraq/Iran... etc. Hell I'll even say North Korea. Then we outsource some 100% Great American diplomacy by establishing these fine institutions in these places.

Now, I'm sure there are some details that I'm overlooking, but I'm sure we can eventually figure out how many goats a blue burka costs. I suppose the introduction of toilet paper would be great achievement in it's own right.

I don't know how this could fail?