Wednesday, October 7, 2009

More troops to Afghanistan?

I've figured it all out.

This is what we need to do to solve all these problems.

Train a portion of the American Residents to make Big Mac's and be Walmart greeters. Then send them to Afghan/Pakistan/Iraq/Iran... etc. Hell I'll even say North Korea. Then we outsource some 100% Great American diplomacy by establishing these fine institutions in these places.

Now, I'm sure there are some details that I'm overlooking, but I'm sure we can eventually figure out how many goats a blue burka costs. I suppose the introduction of toilet paper would be great achievement in it's own right.

I don't know how this could fail?

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